Hey be careful with that toe of yours", I said
to my 10 year old son as he attempted to cut his toenail with what appeared to be medieval pinking shears, "I grew it
for you, after all", I said. He looked over at me and said "Really? All you did was eat.", and then added
"That's not so hard."
Restraining myself from launching into the indignities which the gestating body of a woman goes through to
produce an ungrateful rat like him, instead I nodded and said "I guess you're right." Why would I want to tell
him anything else? He was in Grade 5, and the lessons on the Birds and Bees were rapidly coming down the curriculum, headed
straight for him. I decided to let him wallow in his lack of knowledge a tiny bit longer. Ignorance, my friends, can be bliss.
But is there any such thing anymore?
Every time a breaking news story erupts over social media or the more traditional 24 hour television news
channels, by the time it hits the morning newspaper or breakfast shows, the next segment is inevitably "How do you talk
to your kids about (fill in blank with breaking news story)." While I believe it is important to keep our kids somewhat
up to date with current affairs, do they really need to know and digest every piece of bad information that hits the ever
I was a kid you got news twice a day. Once in the morning paper, and then at 10:00 at night on the national television station,
delivered by a white male anchor in orange make up. Oh, did I mention that the audience for this news was 0% children? I
wasn't even allowed to stay up until 10:00 at night, let alone touch the morning newspaper unless it was a Saturday and I
was sneaking the colour comics out of it. The news was for grown-ups. They worried about what was going on in the world...sort
of so we didn't have to.
because our children are so connected in so many ways; the internet, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, streaming television, texts
from friends, we presume they are getting the news all the time, and consequently we should act as a counselor to them in
how they should digest this news. But here's the thing: what we think is BIG news, they really don't.
When you're a kid, what's important to you is totally different
than what's important to an adult. If kids wrote the news, their headlines would include things like: ·
Mom admits younger brother is her favourite. Has been for some time. · Spoiler alert: Meatloaf comes from
meat. Which comes from cows. · Suspicious hand-writing on Christmas gift alludes to co-conspirators in Santagate · New study shows that no parent has ever offered a child a spoonful of sugar, no matter how nasty tasting
the medicine going down was. · Halloween candy disintegrates after 30 days? Not so, in a shocking discovery.
Film at 11.
I grew up in Winnipeg, and a local station used to announce, just prior to the news, "It's ten
o'clock. Do you know where your children are?" I say, better yet, "Do your children always need to know what you
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